This morning as we rolled out of bed, Inge presented us with her new pet: Kelsey the stinkbug. Kelsey had been allotted a portion in the bottom of a blue plastic bucket, and was happily trying to climb out. Unfortunately for Kelsey, she did escape, and in the process of being restored to her domain lost two of her legs. I found Inge observing her plight with a look of slight concern on her face, obviously trying to calculate whether the lost limbs were of the essence. As I removed Kelsey to the cold comforts of the bathroom, I could hear Inge in the distance hotly pursuing, and shouting, “Wait, wait! Flush her legs down with her!”